Only 52% of French women own a Sex Toy vs 82% of Americans. Now that’s the sort of new world consumerism I can get into.

Six years ago I arrived in France, following someone for love.  I hardly spoke a word of the language.  In fact, I FAILED French in High School.

Since then many love stories have come and gone for me but somewhere along the way I learnt the language enough to actually teach it. 🤯⁣

⁣I’m going to share the three things that sped me right up.

Don’t believe what the all the silicone replicas tell you.

The tower has a very different erotic power.

L comme lesbienne.

(L for lesbian)

G comme gay.

(G for gay)

B comme bi.

(B for bisexual)

T comme trans.

(T for transgender)

Let’s get down to the fun business of picking up.

Pick up lines can be corny or lovely depending on how they are done.

Here are six quick ones that can take you from day to night and from the bar to home…

Let’s practice all of the sexy, tasty verbs that will help us do things to each other, or to baked goods. Verbs with macarons.

Learn fun and playful words for parts of the body in french. We move down the body from the face “visage” to the breasts “les seins”, private parts and all the way to the feet “les pieds”.

Today we cover a few french words that are basically English anyway.

Thankfully there are a lot of these. But for now we are only going to cover FIVE easy ones + ONE SEXY BONUS WORD.

I know what you are thinking? How could I possibly say hello to a stranger? To a handsome beautiful stranger? In France?

Fear not! Saying hello is a much more common and expected activity over here in Europe than in Anglophone countries.

It is a MYTH that you need to work on your French accent. Hear how my American crush shattered this all for me.

How the Vietnamese Monk and the California Sadomasochists agree on why you and I are here right now.

Spoiler - I did this when preparing for our work Christmas party.